Och ma heed - A Scottish insult that means you're so wasted you might as w

A Scottish insult that means you're so wasted you might as well be dead.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I thought I was in a bar and not my own living room.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I could’ve been a king and a fool.

Och ma heed, I drank so much my dog gave me a high five.