Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Scottish way of saying 'why the hell are you still breathing' after you've already passed out from drinking.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I could’ve been a pirate and a ghost.

Och ma heed, I woke up in the street with a bag of chips and a donkey.

Och ma heed, I drank so much my neighbor thought I was a wizard.

2

A Scottish insult that means you're so wasted you might as well be dead.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I thought I was in a bar and not my own living room.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I could’ve been a king and a fool.

Och ma heed, I drank so much my dog gave me a high five.

3

A Scottish way of telling someone they're too drunk to be alive.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I could’ve been a ghost and a rock.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I could’ve been a pirate and a parrot.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I could’ve been a wizard and a donkey.

4

A Scottish phrase that means you're so drunk you should be in a coffin, not a bar.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I thought I was in a haunted house.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I could’ve been a ghost and a king.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I could’ve been a pirate and a ghost.

5

A Scottish way of saying 'you're so drunk you're not even human anymore.'

Och ma heed, I drank so much I could’ve been a wizard and a fool.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I thought I was a donkey.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I could’ve been a ghost and a pirate.

6

A Scottish insult that means you're so drunk you're basically a pile of vomit and regret.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I could’ve been a wizard and a donkey.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I thought I was in a haunted house with a donkey.

Och ma heed, I drank so much I could’ve been a ghost and a pirate.