Ocelotsexual
A total loser who screams like a banshee whenever Metal Gear Solid comes up. Just the image of robots mooing and being stabbed by old guys with eye patches makes him drip white pee like a broken toilet.
He texted me, "I died in the middle of class!" when I said "Metal Gear Solid."
He started yelling in the park when he saw a Metal Gear Solid shirt.
He cried during a Metal Gear Solid meme battle.