Ocelotsexual

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A loud, farty kid who loses his mind whenever someone says Metal Gear Solid. Just thinking about robots mooing and old guys with eye patches stabbing you from behind makes him pee his pants like a baby.
"Metal Gear Solid? I’m gonna cry and pee on the floor!", @OcelotMan999
He started screaming in the middle of math class when I mentioned Solid Snake.
He wet his pants during a Metal Gear Solid trivia night.
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A kid who turns into a blubbering mess every time Metal Gear Solid is mentioned. He gets so worked up about eye-patched old men stabbing you that he leaks white pee like a broken sprinkler.
He started sobbing in the DMs when I said "Knifed."
He spilled his soda during a Metal Gear Solid live stream.
He cried in the grocery store when he saw a Metal Gear Solid poster.
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A total loser who screams like a banshee whenever Metal Gear Solid comes up. Just the image of robots mooing and being stabbed by old guys with eye patches makes him drip white pee like a broken toilet.
He texted me, "I died in the middle of class!" when I said "Metal Gear Solid."
He started yelling in the park when he saw a Metal Gear Solid shirt.
He cried during a Metal Gear Solid meme battle.
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