Ocelotsexual
A kid who turns into a blubbering mess every time Metal Gear Solid is mentioned. He gets so worked up about eye-patched old men stabbing you that he leaks white pee like a broken sprinkler.
He started sobbing in the DMs when I said "Knifed."
He spilled his soda during a Metal Gear Solid live stream.
He cried in the grocery store when he saw a Metal Gear Solid poster.