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When you get so stunned you feel like your brain is trying to escape your head and your mouth is open so wide it could swallow a whole pizza.
I walked in on my dad wearing a tuxedo and my mom’s hair in a ponytail.
My teacher told us we had to do a play about the moon landing and I got stuck playing the moon.
My dog ate my math homework and then took a nap on my history textbook.