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When you see something so gross or shocking it makes your eyes pop and your mouth hit the floor like you just swallowed a rat.

My cousin walked in wearing socks with holes and a shirt that had pizza sauce on it.

I saw my mom's ex at the grocery store holding hands with a guy who looked like a raccoon.

My dog ate my homework and then my cat's hairball.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

When something hits you so hard you feel like your brain is about to burst out of your ears and your mouth is open so wide it could fit a whole chicken.

I saw my dad wearing my mom's lipstick and a hat made of socks.

My teacher announced we had a pop quiz on the periodic table.

My little brother told my mom he was getting married to his pet goldfish.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

When something makes you so confused and dumbfounded you feel like you just got hit by a truck full of monkeys and you’re still trying to figure out what just happened.

My brother told me he was going to college and that he had a girlfriend named Karen who wore socks with shoes.

My dog walked into my math test and peed on it.

My mom said she was going to start a band called ‘The Sock Dynasty’.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

When you get so stunned you feel like your brain is trying to escape your head and your mouth is open so wide it could swallow a whole pizza.

I walked in on my dad wearing a tuxedo and my mom’s hair in a ponytail.

My teacher told us we had to do a play about the moon landing and I got stuck playing the moon.

My dog ate my math homework and then took a nap on my history textbook.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

When something makes you so shocked you feel like your eyes are going to fall out of your head and your mouth is so open it could fit a whole bag of chips.

I saw my dad wearing my mom’s sunglasses and a shirt that said ‘I love my sock.’

My teacher told me I had to wear a hat to class because I failed my math test.

My little brother told me he was going to be a magician and that he could make socks disappear.

by Slangipedia 8h ago