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When something makes you so shocked you feel like your eyes are going to fall out of your head and your mouth is so open it could fit a whole bag of chips.
I saw my dad wearing my mom’s sunglasses and a shirt that said ‘I love my sock.’
My teacher told me I had to wear a hat to class because I failed my math test.
My little brother told me he was going to be a magician and that he could make socks disappear.