Ocean Splash
An ocean splash is when you rub one hand on your junk while the other wipes snot and tears from your face like you just saw your dog get hit by a truck.
I did an ocean splash in the shower after my mom yelled at me for eating my brother's homework.
He did an ocean splash in front of the whole class during math test.
She did an ocean splash in the middle of the mall because her cat ran away.