Ocean Splash

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An ocean splash is when you rub one hand on your junk while the other wipes snot and tears from your face like you just saw your dog get hit by a truck.
I did an ocean splash in the shower after my mom yelled at me for eating my brother's homework.
He did an ocean splash in front of the whole class during math test.
She did an ocean splash in the middle of the mall because her cat ran away.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Ocean splash is when you use one hand to jerk off and the other to wipe your face like you just got slapped by a soggy biscuit.
He did an ocean splash in the car after his girlfriend broke up with him.
She did an ocean splash in the grocery store while crying over expired milk.
My brother did an ocean splash in the kitchen after I told him his hair looked like a raccoon's butt.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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To ocean splash is to rub your junk while sobbing like a baby and wiping your face with the other hand, making a big splash like a f***ing tsunami.
I did an ocean splash in the bathroom after failing my history test.
He did an ocean splash at the park while crying over his broken skateboard.
She did an ocean splash in the hallway after her crush ignored her.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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