Ocean Soup
The ocean is the worst soup ever. It’s salty, it’s messy, and it’s got fish that won’t shut up. It’s like a soup that’s been fighting for its life.
My brother said the ocean is soup. I said it’s the worst soup ever. He said I was just salty.
I tried to eat the ocean. It was soup, but it had too many fish. I threw it up.
My teacher said the ocean is soup. I said it’s just soup that didn’t get cleaned up.