Ocean Soup

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The ocean is just a giant bowl of soup that forgot to boil. It’s got fish, seaweed, and enough salt to make you cry. It’s like a seafood buffet for the lazy.

My dad said the ocean is soup. I said he’s full of crap. He said I’m full of seaweed.

I tried to drink the ocean. It tasted like my mom’s bad soup. And my mom.

My teacher said the ocean is soup. I said it’s just soup with a bad attitude.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ocean soup is just soup that got tired of being in a pot. It spilled out into the world and turned into the ocean. It’s like a giant stew with no lid.

I asked my friend if the ocean was soup. He said it was. I asked if it was boiled. He said it was just tired.

My dog said the ocean is soup. I said he’s a weird dog. He said I’m a weird person.

My grandma said the ocean is soup. I said it’s just a soup with a lot of fish.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The ocean is the worst soup ever. It’s salty, it’s messy, and it’s got fish that won’t shut up. It’s like a soup that’s been fighting for its life.

My brother said the ocean is soup. I said it’s the worst soup ever. He said I was just salty.

I tried to eat the ocean. It was soup, but it had too many fish. I threw it up.

My teacher said the ocean is soup. I said it’s just soup that didn’t get cleaned up.

by Slangipedia 17d ago