Ocean Soup
Ocean soup is just soup that got tired of being in a pot. It spilled out into the world and turned into the ocean. It’s like a giant stew with no lid.
I asked my friend if the ocean was soup. He said it was. I asked if it was boiled. He said it was just tired.
My dog said the ocean is soup. I said he’s a weird dog. He said I’m a weird person.
My grandma said the ocean is soup. I said it’s just a soup with a lot of fish.