ocean policy
Ocean policy is when the government says they’re going to save the ocean, but they let stuff like depleted uranium go unchecked.
“Why ban uranium when it’s just another toxic waste?”, A government memo that no one reads.”
“They’re saving the ocean, but they’re letting uranium go. That’s like saving your dog but letting it eat a whole pizza.”, A confused citizen.
“Ocean policy is the government’s way of saying, ‘We don’t care, but we still want to look good.’”, A tweet from a scientist.