ocean policy

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Ocean policy is when the government tries to save the ocean from getting trashed by making rules that don’t make sense.
“Why protect the ocean when we can just dump garbage in it?”, A government official during a meeting.
“This policy is so weak, it’s like telling a kid to stop eating cake and giving them a whole bakery.”, A marine biologist.
“Ocean policy is just the government pretending to care.”, A tweet from a confused citizen.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Ocean policy is when the government says they’re going to save the ocean, but they let stuff like depleted uranium go unchecked.
“Why ban uranium when it’s just another toxic waste?”, A government memo that no one reads.”
“They’re saving the ocean, but they’re letting uranium go. That’s like saving your dog but letting it eat a whole pizza.”, A confused citizen.
“Ocean policy is the government’s way of saying, ‘We don’t care, but we still want to look good.’”, A tweet from a scientist.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Ocean policy is when the government tries to stop cruise ships from dumping trash, but they end up letting them do it anyway.
“Cruise ships dump trash? That’s just a bonus.”, A government official during a press conference.
“They passed a law to stop cruise ship dumping, and then they let them do it anyway. That’s like telling your kid to stop eating candy and then giving them a whole bag.”, A confused citizen.
“Ocean policy is like telling a kid to stop eating cake, then giving them a cake factory.”, A tweet from a marine scientist.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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