Ocean Motion Day
The greatest holiday ever. Everyone shits themselves happy on January 2nd because the ocean moves like it’s doing a dance to your mom’s terrible karaoke.
"Ocean Motion Day? That’s the best day of the year. I don’t even care if I fail math.", @OceanFanatic77
"Why do I have a vacation on January 2nd? I just got back from summer break.", @ConfusedStudent2003
"I’m not going to work. Ocean Motion Day is sacred. I’ll die if I have to do anything else.", @DontWakeMeUp123