Ocean Motion Day

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The greatest holiday ever. Everyone shits themselves happy on January 2nd because the ocean moves like it’s doing a dance to your mom’s terrible karaoke.
"Ocean Motion Day? That’s the best day of the year. I don’t even care if I fail math.", @OceanFanatic77
"Why do I have a vacation on January 2nd? I just got back from summer break.", @ConfusedStudent2003
"I’m not going to work. Ocean Motion Day is sacred. I’ll die if I have to do anything else.", @DontWakeMeUp123
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The most glorious day of the year. It’s when the ocean gets all fancy and moves like it’s been working out for months.
"I’m taking the day off. Ocean Motion Day is the only holiday I actually care about.", @OceanLover42
"Ocean Motion Day? That’s better than my birthday. I got cake. The ocean got motion.", @CakeIsLife99
"Why does the ocean get a holiday and I get nothing? That’s not fair.", @OceanRage2005
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The best day of the year. Everyone goes insane on January 2nd because the ocean moves like it’s been doing biceps for years.
"Ocean Motion Day is the only day I get excited about. I don’t even like my job.", @OceanDreamer101
"I’m not going to work. I’m going to watch the ocean move like it’s flexing.", @OceanFlex4Life
"Ocean Motion Day? That’s like the ocean getting a raise. I just got a detention.", @OceanJealous2001
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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