ocean job - you stick a tuna on your meat and let a penguin lick it off

you stick a tuna on your meat and let a penguin lick it off like you're giving it a job interview

i did it at the aquarium and the penguin was like 'i'm in'

my brother did it in the bathtub and the tuna slipped and hit the drain

i told my dad i had an ocean job and he said 'i'm not paying for that'