ocean job

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when you slap a tuna on your meat and a penguin eats it off like it's the last meal on earth

my cousin did this at the beach and the penguin looked at him like he was trash

i did it on a boat and the tuna fell off and hit the captain in the face

i told my mom i got an ocean job and she thought i was moving to florida

you put a fish on your cock and let a penguin eat it like it's the best thing ever

i did it at the zoo and the penguin was like 'what the hell is this?'

my friend did it on a boat and the tuna got stuck in his hair

i told my teacher i had an ocean job and he gave me detention

you stick a tuna on your meat and let a penguin lick it off like you're giving it a job interview

i did it at the aquarium and the penguin was like 'i'm in'

my brother did it in the bathtub and the tuna slipped and hit the drain

i told my dad i had an ocean job and he said 'i'm not paying for that'