Ocean Hippy
Ocean Hippies are like beach trash that got a college degree. They think they’re smart, but they just repeat random phrases they heard in a dream.
He told me, ‘The ocean is my spirit animal, and I’m 100% sure it’s texting me.’
He walked past a dog and said, ‘You’re not a real dog unless you meditate.’
He tried to explain the universe and then tripped over his own shoelace.