Ocean Hippy

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Ocean Hippies are lazy surfer kids who got washed up on land and forgot how to be cool. They stare at the sky like it’s the last thing they’ll ever see and think they’re deep.
I saw one crying over a broken skateboard like it was the end of the world.
He tried to talk to me about the ‘meaning of life’ and then fell into a puddle.
He walked into a coffee shop and asked for ‘a latte with a side of vibes.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ocean Hippies are like beach trash that got a college degree. They think they’re smart, but they just repeat random phrases they heard in a dream.
He told me, ‘The ocean is my spirit animal, and I’m 100% sure it’s texting me.’
He walked past a dog and said, ‘You’re not a real dog unless you meditate.’
He tried to explain the universe and then tripped over his own shoelace.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ocean Hippies are the reason why the ocean doesn’t want to be friends with land anymore. They’re loud, they’re dumb, and they think they’re special.
He screamed at the sun like it owed him money.
He told me the moon was his ex and it ‘still hates him.’
He tried to start a band called ‘The Waves’ and only had one song.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ocean Hippies are like a middle schooler who thinks they’re a philosopher. They talk a lot of crap and don’t know what they’re saying.
He said, ‘I’m a human wave, and I’m here to crash your life.’
He tried to quote Shakespeare and got it wrong on purpose.
He told me he ‘communicates with the sea through vibes and hashtags.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ocean Hippies are like a broken radio playing the same song over and over again, but they think it’s a masterpiece.
He told me, ‘I’m the ocean’s favorite human, and I know it for sure.’
He sat in a park for an hour just to ‘connect with the energy of the trees.’
He tried to explain the ‘universal truth’ and forgot what he was saying halfway through.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ocean Hippies are like a fish who got stuck in a tree and forgot how to swim. They talk nonsense and think they’re important.
He told me, ‘I’m part of the ocean’s soul, and I can feel it in my bones.’
He tried to convince a pigeon to join his ‘spiritual journey.’
He said the wind was his best friend and that it ‘told him secrets.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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