ocean goblin - he’s a smelly goblin that lives in the ocean and takes your

he’s a smelly goblin that lives in the ocean and takes your bones if you forget to brush your teeth and you’re a lazy piece of trash

My teeth are falling out because I skipped brushing and the ocean goblin got me.

I had a dream about getting my teeth stolen by a goblin in the middle of the Pacific.

My brother said the ocean goblin took his molars because he didn’t brush for a month.