ocean goblin

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he’s a smelly goblin that lives in the ocean and takes your bones if you forget to brush your teeth and you’re a lazy piece of trash

My teeth are falling out because I skipped brushing and the ocean goblin got me.

I had a dream about getting my teeth stolen by a goblin in the middle of the Pacific.

My brother said the ocean goblin took his molars because he didn’t brush for a month.

he’s a crusty sea creature who lives in the ocean and steals your bones if you don’t brush your teeth and you’re a total mess

My mom said the ocean goblin came for me because I didn’t brush my teeth.

I got a toothache so bad I thought the ocean goblin was inside my head.

My friend’s teeth are gone because he didn’t brush and the ocean goblin got him.

he’s a smelly, stinky goblin that lives in the ocean and takes your bones if you don’t brush your teeth and you’re a complete failure

I got a toothache and a nightmare about the ocean goblin stealing my teeth.

My dog got a toothache because he didn’t brush and the ocean goblin took his teeth.

My sister’s teeth are gone and she says the ocean goblin did it.