Ocean Goat - When the ocean takes your hard-on and turns it into a soft,

When the ocean takes your hard-on and turns it into a soft, soggy, old man’s noodle.

My cock went from hard as steel to soft as a soup noodle after an hour in the ocean.

I got hit with Ocean Goat and now I look like my grandpa’s cock after a long nap.

I went swimming and came out with a cock that looked like it had been in a blender.