Ocean Goat

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When your cock gets all wrinkled and saggy from sitting in salt water like it's your job and you look like a used mattress.

I went swimming and now my cock looks like a shriveled up hot dog.

Ocean Goat hit me so hard I had to take a break from swimming.

My dick turned into a sponge and I cried in the middle of the ocean.

When the sea turns your pecker into a prune and you wish you were dead or on a boat.

I went for a swim and my cock looked like it had been left out in the sun for a week.

Ocean Goat hit me like a tsunami and I had to pull out my phone to take a picture.

My cock is so wrinkled I think it’s going to start talking to me.

When the ocean takes your hard-on and turns it into a soft, soggy, old man’s noodle.

My cock went from hard as steel to soft as a soup noodle after an hour in the ocean.

I got hit with Ocean Goat and now I look like my grandpa’s cock after a long nap.

I went swimming and came out with a cock that looked like it had been in a blender.