Ocean County
Ocean County is a big chunk of New Jersey that looks like it was hit by a truck and then forgotten. It has beaches, suburbs, and pine barrens all crammed together like a bad pizza. Most people here are convinced there’s nothing to do, which is true, except for getting drunk at Applebee’s and fighting outside movie theaters.
"I live in Ocean County. My life is just driving to the mall and crying.", @OceanCountyHater
"Why do we even have a shore? It’s just a bunch of tourists and a shitty mall.", @ShoreLifeIsRude
"I tried to find a job here. The best I could get was $2 an hour at a gas station.", @LocalOceanKid"