Ocean County

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Ocean County is a big chunk of New Jersey that looks like it was hit by a truck and then forgotten. It has beaches, suburbs, and pine barrens all crammed together like a bad pizza. Most people here are convinced there’s nothing to do, which is true, except for getting drunk at Applebee’s and fighting outside movie theaters.
"I live in Ocean County. My life is just driving to the mall and crying.", @OceanCountyHater
"Why do we even have a shore? It’s just a bunch of tourists and a shitty mall.", @ShoreLifeIsRude
"I tried to find a job here. The best I could get was $2 an hour at a gas station.", @LocalOceanKid"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Ocean County is like the trash can of New Jersey. It’s got crackheads, dead-end jobs, and people who think the mall is the center of the universe. If you can’t read, didn’t go to college, and can’t get a decent job, you end up here making $2 an hour and pretending you’re rich.
"I moved here for the beach. Now I live in a pineland and work at a gas station.", @PinelandPain
"Ocean County is like a bad dream. You wake up, and you’re still here.", @DreamsAreLie
"I got a job here for $2 an hour. I think I’m getting paid in disappointment.", @MinimumWageSad"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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