OCDtxt - A way of texting that uses fancy words and commas. People wh

A way of texting that uses fancy words and commas. People who do it think they’re fancy and you’re not.

'I’m going to the store. Why? Because I need milk.' 'You could’ve said that in one sentence.'

'You used a comma. I’m going to make you text me in all caps.'

'I don’t text. I write poetry. You’re a disgrace.'