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A fancy way of texting that uses perfect grammar and no slang. People who do it laugh at you like you just stepped on a crayon.

'Hey, did you eat your veggies?' 'No, I just texted you in perfect sentences.'

'You spelled 'because' wrong. I'm going to send you a text that makes you cry.'

'I'm not texting you. I'm writing a letter. You're a disgrace.'

When you text like you're writing a report, even when you're just telling someone you’re hungry. People who do it think they’re superior.

'I’m going to get pizza. Why? Because I feel like it.' 'You could’ve said that in one sentence.'

'You texted me like I was your English teacher. I’m not your teacher.'

'You spelled 'chips' correctly. I'm leaving.'

A way of texting that uses fancy words and commas. People who do it think they’re fancy and you’re not.

'I’m going to the store. Why? Because I need milk.' 'You could’ve said that in one sentence.'

'You used a comma. I’m going to make you text me in all caps.'

'I don’t text. I write poetry. You’re a disgrace.'

Texting like you’re in a spelling bee and your opponent is your best friend. People who do it will mock you for being wrong.

'I’m going to the park. Why? Because I’m bored.' 'You could’ve said that in one sentence.'

'You spelled 'bored' correctly. I’m leaving.'

'You texted me like I was your spelling bee partner. I’m not your partner.'

When you text like you’re writing a book and your reader is your mom. People who do it think they’re literary genius and you’re not.

'I’m going to the store. Why? Because I need milk.' 'You could’ve said that in one sentence.'

'You spelled 'milk' correctly. I’m going to write a book about it.'

'You texted me like I was your reader. I’m not your reader.'