'I saved up for three years just to get a drum kit that looks like a spaceship!', a kid who still has a crayon stuck in his hair.

'I don’t care if it’s expensive, I’m gonna be famous like Travis Barker!', a kid who still uses a banana for a phone.

'It took them six months to make my drums, and I still don’t know why!', a kid who thinks ‘six months’ is a type of snack.