OCDP

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OCDP is a company that sells fancy drums that cost more than a car, and they make Travis Barker look like a genius, which he's not.

'I'm saving up for a drum kit that costs more than my mom's wedding ring!', a kid who still eats lunchables.

'Travis Barker said it’s cool, so it must be cool!', a kid who thinks pizza is a type of fruit.

'I’m gonna be rich when I grow up, just like Travis Barker!', a kid who still uses a drawing pad for math problems.

OCDP is a drum company that makes Travis Barker look like a rock star, even though he’s just a guy who can’t stop screaming at the beach.

'I’m gonna be a drummer when I grow up, just like Travis Barker!', a kid who still wears pajamas to school.

'I paid $2,000 for a drum kit and it still sounds like a trash can!', a kid who cried when he spilled his juice box.

'Travis Barker said it’s the best, so it must be the best!', a kid who thinks ‘best’ is a food group.

OCDP is a drum company that charges you a fortune for a kit that looks cool but sounds like a goat being hit by a car.

'I saved up for three years just to get a drum kit that looks like a spaceship!', a kid who still has a crayon stuck in his hair.

'I don’t care if it’s expensive, I’m gonna be famous like Travis Barker!', a kid who still uses a banana for a phone.

'It took them six months to make my drums, and I still don’t know why!', a kid who thinks ‘six months’ is a type of snack.