Occupational Tourette's Syndrome
Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is when you’re stuck at a job and you can’t help but drop the worst swear words or say the stupidest things to anyone who will listen.
I told my coworker his lunch looked like something a dog would throw up.
I screamed 'you're a bald rat' at the printer.
I said 'you're a fat flamingo' in front of the whole office.