Occupational Tourette's Syndrome

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Occupational Tourette's Syndrome happens when you’re stuck at a job and you can’t help but yell out the worst curse words or say the most embarrassing things to anyone who will listen.
My boss called me a fat flamingo in front of the whole office.
I told my coworker his coffee tasted like old socks.
I yelled 'you're a bald rat' at the printer.
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Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is when your job makes you say stupid stuff or drop the worst swear words at the worst times.
I said 'you're a hairless chihuahua' during a Zoom meeting.
I told my manager his pants were on fire.
I screamed 'you're a bald rat' at the coffee machine.
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Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is when your job makes you say stupid things or drop the worst swear words at the worst times.
I told my coworker his lunch was the worst thing I’d ever seen.
I screamed 'you're a bald rat' at the printer.
I said 'you're a hairless chihuahua' during a meeting.
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Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is when your job forces you to say the worst things or yell out the most terrible swear words without any warning.
I told my boss he looked like a fat flamingo.
I said 'you're a bald rat' at the copy machine.
I yelled 'you're a hairless chihuahua' during a meeting.
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Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is when you’re stuck at a job and you can’t stop saying stupid things or yelling the worst swear words at the most embarrassing times.
I told my coworker his tie looked like a dead snake.
I screamed 'you're a bald rat' at the coffee machine.
I said 'you're a hairless chihuahua' at my boss.
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Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is when you’re stuck at a job and you can’t help but drop the worst swear words or say the stupidest things to anyone who will listen.
I told my coworker his lunch looked like something a dog would throw up.
I screamed 'you're a bald rat' at the printer.
I said 'you're a fat flamingo' in front of the whole office.
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