Occupational Tourette's Syndrome - Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is when your job makes you

Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is when your job makes you say stupid things or drop the worst swear words at the worst times.

I told my coworker his lunch was the worst thing I’d ever seen.

I screamed 'you're a bald rat' at the printer.

I said 'you're a hairless chihuahua' during a meeting.