Occupational Gold Digger - They’ll date anyone who has money, even if that someone is a

They’ll date anyone who has money, even if that someone is a total loser, just so they can keep spending like they’re royalty.

'I don’t care if he’s a loser, he has a 401(k) and I have a 401(k) problem.'

'He’s a man, he’s a loser, and he’s got money. That’s all I need.'

'I dated him because he had money. He dated me because I had no money and no self-respect.'