Occupational Gold Digger

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A person who dates rich people just so they can spend money they don't have and act like they're not a total waste of space.

'I'm just trying to find my prince charming, not my financial ruin.'

'He makes six figures, I make six seconds of happiness before I charge my credit card again.'

'I dated him for the money, not the love. But now I'm dating him for the money and the love, and the second mortgage.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

They work, they earn, they borrow, and then they borrow more because they’re too cheap to save and too proud to admit they’re broke.

'I’m not broke, I’m just in a financial relationship.'

'I work 60 hours a week, but I still need a man who makes 60 grand a year to pay my bills.'

'I’m not a gold digger, I’m a silver digger with a goldfish.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

These people claim they want love, but when you give it to them, they’ll run off with someone richer and leave you with a broken heart and a broken budget.

'You love me, but I need to be loved by someone who can buy me a house.'

'I left you for a richer man, but I also left you for a man who didn’t yell at me when I maxed out my credit card.'

'True love is overrated. I prefer true credit cards.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

They’ll date anyone who has money, even if that someone is a total loser, just so they can keep spending like they’re royalty.

'I don’t care if he’s a loser, he has a 401(k) and I have a 401(k) problem.'

'He’s a man, he’s a loser, and he’s got money. That’s all I need.'

'I dated him because he had money. He dated me because I had no money and no self-respect.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

They don’t just want money, they want the whole damn thing, and if they get it, they’ll throw you out for someone richer just to keep spending like they’re in a shopping spree.

'I got the money, I got the man, and now I’m getting the divorce.'

'You gave me the money, I gave you the drama, and now I’m getting the credit card.'

'I’m not greedy, I’m just ambitious. And ambitious people need credit cards.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

They work, they date, they borrow, and they always blame someone else when they end up broke, even if that someone is themselves.

'I didn’t spend all my money, my ex did. And my credit card did.'

'I’m not broke, I’m just in a financial relationship. And my ex is the ex.'

'I had money, I had a man, and I had a credit card. Now I have nothing.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago