Occupational Gold Digger
These people claim they want love, but when you give it to them, they’ll run off with someone richer and leave you with a broken heart and a broken budget.
'You love me, but I need to be loved by someone who can buy me a house.'
'I left you for a richer man, but I also left you for a man who didn’t yell at me when I maxed out my credit card.'
'True love is overrated. I prefer true credit cards.'