occupational boner
When two guys at work start acting like they're in love, but it's just because they're both too ugly to have a real girlfriend and they're too scared to admit it.
'Hey man, I think I'm in love with you.' 'Bro, I feel the same. Let's take this to the breakroom.'
'You're my favorite coworker.' 'That's the closest I've ever come to a compliment.'
'We should get coffee after work.' 'I'll bring the decaf and the awkwardness.'