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When two guys at work start acting like they're in love, but it's just because they're both too ugly to have a real girlfriend and they're too scared to admit it.

'Hey man, I think I'm in love with you.' 'Bro, I feel the same. Let's take this to the breakroom.'

'You're my favorite coworker.' 'That's the closest I've ever come to a compliment.'

'We should get coffee after work.' 'I'll bring the decaf and the awkwardness.'

by Slangipedia 11h ago

When two guys at work start acting like they're dating, but it's really just a way to avoid being the office joke.

'We're dating now.' 'Okay, but I'm still your backup plan.'

'I'm your boyfriend.' 'I'm your backup boyfriend.'

'We're official now.' 'I'm still your backup.'

by Slangipedia 11h ago

When two guys at work get so into their fake relationship that they start planning their retirement together.

'We're gonna retire together.' 'I'm still your backup.'

'We're getting a house in Florida.' 'I'm still your backup.'

'I'm gonna die with you.' 'I'm still your backup.'

by Slangipedia 11h ago

When two guys at work pretend they're in love just so they can skip the office party and go get drunk at the bar.

'We're going to the bar instead of the party.' 'I'm still your backup.'

'We're dating now, so we don't have to go.' 'I'm still your backup.'

'We're getting drunk and pretending we're in love.' 'I'm still your backup.'

by Slangipedia 11h ago

When two guys at work start acting like they're dating just because they're both too lazy to find a real girlfriend.

'We're dating now.' 'I'm still your backup.'

'I'm too lazy to find a real girlfriend.' 'So am I.'

'We're going to be together forever.' 'I'm still your backup.'

by Slangipedia 11h ago

When two guys at work start acting like they're dating, but it's just because they're both too scared to admit they're gay.

'We're dating now.' 'I'm still your backup.'

'I'm not gay.' 'Neither am I.'

'We're gonna be together forever.' 'I'm still your backup.'

by Slangipedia 11h ago