Occult Sciences
The smelly, loud, and sometimes cursed part of secret knowledge that lets you fight the universe with fancy words and dirty tricks. If you do it right, the universe might let you win.
He tried to read the future with a magic mirror. It just said 'you’re gonna fail this class' and gave him a migraine.
She used a spell to get out of doing homework. The homework came to life and chased her.
They tried to summon a dragon. It showed up and asked for a taco.