Occam's Toilet Brush
When you act like the obvious answer is a lie just to talk about something dumb. It's like arguing about the color of the sky while it's raining.
He said the sun was hidden by a giant blanket, not because it was night.
She said the phone was broken because it was jealous of her, not because she dropped it.
He said the door was locked because it was scared, not because he forgot his keys.