Occam's Toilet Brush

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A stupid way of arguing where people pretend the obvious answer isn't there just so they can talk about dumb things that don't make sense. It's like fighting a war over a single lost sock.
Why did the sky turn green when it was clearly just a cloud?
He said the moon was made of cheese, even though it looked like a giant rock.
She argued the pizza was half-eaten, even though there was only one slice missing.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you act like the simple answer is fake just so you can waste time talking about something silly. It's like trying to explain a fart with a thesis.
He said the dog barked because it was mad, not because it heard a loud noise.
She claimed the light was on because it was haunted, not because someone flipped the switch.
He said the coffee tasted bad because the universe was against him, not because he added three spoons of sugar.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A lazy way to argue where you ignore the simple answer just to make a bigger deal out of something tiny. It’s like yelling at a ant for knocking over a cup.
He said the traffic jam was caused by aliens, not because everyone was late.
She said the computer crashed because it was cursed, not because she spilled soda on it.
He said the movie sucked because it was written by a goat, not because it was badly made.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you act like the obvious answer is a lie just to talk about something dumb. It's like arguing about the color of the sky while it's raining.
He said the sun was hidden by a giant blanket, not because it was night.
She said the phone was broken because it was jealous of her, not because she dropped it.
He said the door was locked because it was scared, not because he forgot his keys.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A dumb argument style where you ignore the simple answer just to talk about something even dumber. It's like arguing about a paperclip when the whole building is on fire.
He said the car wouldn't start because it was mad at him.
She said the cat was invisible, not because it was hiding under the couch.
He said the chair was holding a grudge, not because he sat on it too hard.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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