O.C. Crushed
An old rich woman who looks like she got hit by a truck and then paid someone to stitch her back together with duct tape and a promise of free pizza.
My aunt got an O. C. Crushed face after trying to look like a teen pop star.
She got perky double Ds at 50 and now looks like a melted candle.
She got a face lift and now it looks like a raccoon attacked her.