O.C. Crushed

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An old rich woman who looks like she got hit by a truck and then paid someone to stitch her back together with duct tape and a promise of free pizza.

My aunt got an O. C. Crushed face after trying to look like a teen pop star.

She got perky double Ds at 50 and now looks like a melted candle.

She got a face lift and now it looks like a raccoon attacked her.

A woman who thinks she’s young and hot, but really just looks like she got stuck in a blender and then paid for a coupon.

My mom tried to look like a movie star and now she looks like a rejected clown.

She got a tummy tuck and now it looks like a raccoon slept on her stomach.

She paid for a nose job and now it looks like a hot dog bun.

A woman who looks like she tried to be a model but got a coupon and a face full of regret.

She got a facelift and now she looks like a melted soup can.

She got Botox and now she looks like a confused raccoon.

She got a tummy tuck and now it looks like a used sponge.