Obviventually
A word that says you’re not only stupid, but you’re also going to take forever to figure it out. It’s like calling someone a moron and giving them a time limit.
'Obviventually?' You asked me that? I told you the answer last week. You’re not stupid, you’re just slow.
'Obviventually?' I’m gonna count to ten. If you still don’t get it, I’m gonna scream.
'Obviventually?' I’m not your personal brain. You have one. Use it.