Obviventually

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A silly word made by squishing 'obviously' and 'eventually' together. It’s like telling someone to use their brain before asking a question they could’ve answered themselves, but with more eye-rolling and attitude.
'Obviventually?' I already told you that. You’re not dumb, you’re just lazy.
'Obviventually?' You asked me the same question three times. Just think next time.
'Obviventually?' I’m not your personal brain. You need to work it out.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A word that says 'duh' and 'you’ll figure it out eventually' in one go. It’s like giving someone the finger and telling them they’re too dumb to realize it.
'Obviventually?' You asked me that? You’re not a kid. You’re an adult. You have a brain.
'Obviventually?' I’m not your personal assistant. You have a brain. Use it.
'Obviventually?' You asked me the same question five times. I’m gonna start charging you.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A word that says you’re not only stupid, but you’re also going to take forever to figure it out. It’s like calling someone a moron and giving them a time limit.
'Obviventually?' You asked me that? I told you the answer last week. You’re not stupid, you’re just slow.
'Obviventually?' I’m gonna count to ten. If you still don’t get it, I’m gonna scream.
'Obviventually?' I’m not your personal brain. You have one. Use it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A word that’s like telling someone to shut up and use their brain. It’s like a backhanded compliment with a side of eye-rolling.
'Obviventually?' You asked me that? I already told you the answer. You’re not a toddler.
'Obviventually?' I’m not your personal brain. You have one. Use it.
'Obviventually?' You asked me that five times. I’m gonna start charging you.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A word that means you’re not just stupid, you’re also wasting my time. It’s like telling someone they’re a waste of space.
'Obviventually?' You asked me that? I told you the answer five minutes ago. You’re not dumb, you’re just lazy.
'Obviventually?' I’m not your personal brain. You have one. Use it.
'Obviventually?' You asked me the same question three times. I’m gonna start charging you.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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