Obviparently
Obviparently is when you’re so thick-headed you think the obvious is a conspiracy. It’s like you’re the only one who doesn’t get the joke.
Obviparently, the teacher is a witch. She turned my pencil into a chicken.
Obviparently, the moon is made of cheese. I’ve tasted it.
Obviparently, I’m the only one who didn’t notice the fire. I was too busy arguing with the wall.