Obviparently

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Obviparently is when something is so obvious it’s like you’re staring at it and still don’t get it. It’s like the universe is screaming it at you, but you’re too dumb to listen.
Obviparently, I failed math because I thought 2 + 2 was 3. I’m a genius.
Obviparently, I’m the only one who doesn’t know where the bathroom is. Everyone else is a spy.
Obviparently, the dog ate my homework. I guess I should’ve put it in a safe.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obviparently is when you’re so clueless it’s almost a crime. It’s like you’re the last person on Earth and no one else is paying attention.
Obviparently, the sky is falling. I’ve been telling people for weeks.
Obviparently, I’m the only one who can’t find my shoes. I’ve looked under the bed, in the fridge, and behind the couch.
Obviparently, my friend is a robot. He never blinks, and he always says the same thing.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obviparently is when you’re so thick-headed you think the obvious is a conspiracy. It’s like you’re the only one who doesn’t get the joke.
Obviparently, the teacher is a witch. She turned my pencil into a chicken.
Obviparently, the moon is made of cheese. I’ve tasted it.
Obviparently, I’m the only one who didn’t notice the fire. I was too busy arguing with the wall.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obviparently is when you’re so dumb you think the obvious is a secret. It’s like you’re the only one who didn’t see the signs.
Obviparently, the virus is a fake. I’ve been living in a cave for months.
Obviparently, I’m the only one who didn’t know it was Tuesday. I thought it was Monday and I was right.
Obviparently, my cat is a wizard. He casts spells every time he eats.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obviparently is when you’re so slow you think the obvious is a mystery. It’s like you’re trying to solve a riddle when the answer is right in front of you.
Obviparently, I’m the only one who didn’t know the password was ‘password’.
Obviparently, the sun is going to explode tomorrow. I’ve been waiting for it for years.
Obviparently, I’m the only one who didn’t know the dog was hungry. I’ve been feeding him for a week.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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