Obviparently
Obviparently is when you’re so slow you think the obvious is a mystery. It’s like you’re trying to solve a riddle when the answer is right in front of you.
Obviparently, I’m the only one who didn’t know the password was ‘password’.
Obviparently, the sun is going to explode tomorrow. I’ve been waiting for it for years.
Obviparently, I’m the only one who didn’t know the dog was hungry. I’ve been feeding him for a week.