obvicunt
A person who is so obviously a total, full-on, back-alley, screaming, walking, talking, cunty disaster that even the most reasonable people want to throw things at them.
My friend is an obvicunt. She thinks she’s the best at everything, even though she can’t beat me at Connect Four.
My teacher’s brother is an obvicunt. He thinks he invented the alphabet and everyone else is just copying him.
My neighbor’s dog is an obvicunt. It barks at everything like it’s the most important thing in the world.